A life in eastern europe

Showing posts with label conditional. Show all posts
Showing posts with label conditional. Show all posts

Monday, February 7, 2011

Conditionals in "Eastern Europe style"

 Doing english homework is so much fun! Have a look for yourself:

  1. If i saw someone drowning, i would throw some rocks at him.
  2. If i had a toothache, i would drink alcohol until it will fade away.
  3. If i met someone famous, i would hide...
  4. If i lost my wallet, i would buy a new one.
  5. If i broke my mum's expensive vase, i would sell its remains and buy some booze.
  6. If i was elected Prime Minister in my country, i would commit suicide imediatly.
  7. If i got stuck in a lift, i would do my homework.
  8. If i won a lottery, i would buy all of the tickets to win it again.