A life in eastern europe

Monday, February 7, 2011

Conditionals in "Eastern Europe style"

 Doing english homework is so much fun! Have a look for yourself:

  1. If i saw someone drowning, i would throw some rocks at him.
  2. If i had a toothache, i would drink alcohol until it will fade away.
  3. If i met someone famous, i would hide...
  4. If i lost my wallet, i would buy a new one.
  5. If i broke my mum's expensive vase, i would sell its remains and buy some booze.
  6. If i was elected Prime Minister in my country, i would commit suicide imediatly.
  7. If i got stuck in a lift, i would do my homework.
  8. If i won a lottery, i would buy all of the tickets to win it again.